PB and J Wars

So I was informed recently that I'm not human. All because I don't absolutely adore peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Now, I'm not saying I hate them. I'm just not fanatical about them. I do not see what is so wrong about this. 

 I prefer my peanut butter with honey or bananas. Plus, I'm not big on grape flavored anything. Every once in a great while I will eat peanut butter mixed with some flavor of jelly. But not usually on bread. (which I'll admit is a bit odd) 

I feel as if a person's humanity should not be judged on how they eat their peanut butter. But on something more meaningful (such as actions, beliefs, D&D alignment or some other cliche crap).