These are my friends?!? Of course they are!

****The names of people and places have been changed to protect the innocent and guilty both*****

Wednesday- Me and The Problem Child decided to surprise/ scare Her Matthew when he got off work that night at "Incredible Place" (shortened to IP). This meant we needed a plan....
Here it was.
1)Pick up Our Friends Formerly Known As The Owassos (OFFKATO)
2) Buy fake flowers, A green Monster, and gas at some point.
3)The Problem child was going to write a sickening sweet note.
4) Drive to IP and find Her Matthew's car.
5) Place note and flowers on his car.
6)Hide and wait for him to come, jump out and scare him.
7) Give Her Matthew the Monster to make up for making him have a heart attack.

This was a good and solid plan. But it was us...... This is what really happen...

We (me and the problem child) went and picked up the manly half of OFFKATO and ran around "Green Walls Mart" only to find they did not have flowers of any kinds. So we went to the "Red
 Dot Store" across the street.

Now, everyone knows the "Red Dot Store" has a $1 section as you are coming in. So we stopped and looked. The Problem Child found Easter masks. So she picked up three (A Lamb, A sparkling Bunny, and Duck) and we grabbed the other items we needed from the "Red Dot Store" and went on our way, happily.

So we make it to BA and stop at a "Quick Gas" station for the monster. We ( Me and The Problem Child) grab the Monster while The Manly half of OFFKATO grabs a drinks and walks to where we are.

SMALL WORLD MOMENT- We bump into a friend from college, who mistook me as the other half to OFFKATO. Then remembered who I am and brought up "My Boy" meaning the Jackass who I had a very messy and drawn out break up with.

SO we finally make it to IP and comb the lot for Her Matthew's car. Not once or twice but like four times....
So we being flexible changed the plan. The Problem Child sent him a panicked sounding text and we parked to wait.

....And wait.....

....And wait....

Then we saw him.... parked a few spots from where we had been sitting......



It was a great night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD XD XD

From 2011 into 2012- An Update.

Well, lots have happened....

I was prego, but I lost the baby.

I was laid off, so may the epic job search now include me.

I have a new best friend, My Problem Child (Kristin <3). And i love her, we share a brain. We have many epic adventures. Such as being goth fan girls at the Rise Against concert. =) Which as fantastic. And being Hated by God for lying to a Christian.

D&D seems basically to be at the same stand still. Not to say our D&D group has disbanded, but the last few times we hung out we have gone to play pool and drink.. I played DD seeing as I couldn't drink. Driving from Ttown back to our small town with drunk friends=priceless. I am very happy to report no bodily fluids in my car. XD just odd talks even for us.Well, not really...

I busted the headlight outta my car. Which should be fixed soon. No really this time!!!

I am currently watching Supernatural with my youngest brother. We are on season 3 and it's awesome. Not as addicting as Dollhouse but still great. <3

School has started and I'm actually taking a teaching class.

I'm getting back in touch with old friends. Which is amazing.

I have a new god child, Xander, and another on the way. Which makes seven with one on the way, And I swear of anyone hides all the parents at once I will kill him. >.< You know who you are....

I'm loving this weather. Warm yet cool at night. It's like spring in the middle of winter. =-)

I am also sad to say The Tallest Fairy will no longer be joining us here in the Land Of Too Far. As I am apparently too unstable to associated with.... Which is funny because he hadn't talked to me in weeks. But I'm the bad guy... Eh, Screw it.... I'm done. Truly done. If he decides to pull his head outta his ass, good for him. But I do not feel I should put up with this bi-polar friendship anymore. Therefore, I truly wish him luck, just luck elsewhere.

GRRR.... Customer service.

So here's the thing people, if you call into a phonebank and want something fixed you may wanna keep a few things in mind..... Here are some pointers...

A) The person who answers your call is just that a person. So even if you are PISSED try to be nice. They are not the cause of your problem and probably will do everything they can to fix said problem. Calling some who you can see names is just mean and rude. Plus, mane calling just makes you look uneducated. Especially if you make assumptions about their life. I had a caller tell me to quit my job and go to college. For the record, I am going to college. Look, you know nothing about that agent's life. So don't BITCH about their life choices. That's just rude.

B) Don't yell. Most agents are on headsets which makes it pretty impossible for them to pull it away from their ear. Yelling=pain. Just be nice. I don't come to your work and yell at you.

THANK YOU AND HAVE A GREAT DAY.

This life known as mine....

So, lots of exciting things are happening all at once in my life, Woo. =)

But, I have one issue I need to vent about. People, a handful friends of mine, keep telling me I'm handling this all wrong or that I'm just repeating what i've done in the past. Repeatedly....

I get some people aren't going to be behind me 100% and won't like how I'm handling things. I admit I'm kinda making my own path as I go. And that there are similarities between my life now and my life just over a year ago and I am well aware of them and exactly how deep they go. So back the FUCK off!!! At this moment in time I don't have the time or energy to deal with arguing over this or any bullshit drama I know that will upset a few people but oh fucking well.

This is the LAST TIME I will say this. I am happy and this is MY life if you don't approve of how I'm doing things or this choices I make and feel the need to BITCH at me for them then A) FUCK OFF and B) Either keep it to yourself or you know where the goddamn door is! I refuse to put up with this shit!

That concludes this broadcast. Thank you for calling and have a wonderful day.

Pray for rain..

So I realize I live in the bible belt. I do. But really A Day of Prayer for Rain?! I'm sorry, I thought there was supposed to be separation of church and state or something... I really think this is Mary's best idea. (NOT!)

I mean, this is Oklahoma, wouldn't make more sense to organize a traditional rain dance of all the Indian Nations?

Never mind, I'm not Christian and slightly offended on a personal level. But to ask the citizens of your state to pray for rain...... Classy, very classy.

YO!

So lack of interwebs makes blogging a pain to keep up with.

I finally got a job! XD XD XD Waiting tables at Olive Garden in Owasso. Not the greatest job. But hey it's better than nothing. (I can already hear the new whore jokes)

And we are looking for a new place for D&D... Co-Dm's place has been decided against most likely is not going to work out. So that is a toss up when it will be happening and where now.

I hung out with The Tallest Fairy and I have had a few new adventures. Last night we went to a surprise party for a friend. (Who doesn't hate me like everyone thought. XD) Which was a blast. And we had a horrible  movie night. Dance of the dead- decent B zombie movie.(If you like zombie movies or B horror movies netflicks this) Ticked off tranies with knives- just awful, but was fun to laugh at with The Tallest Fairy.

My Co-Dm sent me into a panic attack when he either hit or kicked the back of my car and yelled while I was backing up. And suddenly I couldn't see him. I thought I had ran him over.... I started hyperventilating and cussing him. He laughed.... >.<  (Of course now I find it funny too.....) This was after running into the Owasso. Which was a nice awkward surprise, I guess.

Also, Marlyn Manson's music is the soundtrack of my life this week. A few songs that stand out are Coma White, (s)aint, This is the new Shit, Tainted Love and of course Sweet Dreams. ( I listen to angry music when I'm happy..... Yes I know it's weird)

Been forever.

Updates not in chronological order.


1) We finished Dollhouse!! The ending is amazing and awful. Like always Joss.... Boyd is a crazy, just an fyi.

2) Jobhunting still sucks.

3) Me and White Russians (the drink) do not mix well.

4) I love the lake and summer.

5)No one uses turn signals in Oklahoma and it pisses me off.

6)Babies like glowsticks.

7) Getting D&d shit together so we can actually play soon. (I should talk to my Co-DM about that I guess...)

8)No interwebs makes me bored and wanna cry.

9)Doctor Who is amazing. (I realize this is an obvious statement)

10)Questionable Content= Great web comic.

11)Phone should be shut off soon. =(

12)Sprinkler hid behind drunken relatives + getting little kids to turn it on= Highlight of the 4th

13)The Tallest Fairy is also now my gay husband.

14)My car has been dubbed Tink.

15) City of Fallen Angels, Acheron, ShadowFever, and Personal Demons all great books.

16)Beastly is a amazing book, but a boring movie.

17)Coffee is fuel. (Yes, I'm running on coffee.)